cat box

Why is it that the only place for my cat's liter box is outside by bedroom door to the left? A location where there is no airflow, no direct sunlight, and right in plain view. I wish there was a better place to put it. Unfortunately, the multidimensional house I live in only offers rooms no bigger than 8x8 and therefore every nook and cranny has already been occupied. Ode to the liter box just around the corner. You fill up far too quickly and omit smells far too painfully violent. Thank you TidyCat liter brand for applying a clean-laundry-esque aroma to your liter. You have made my living conditions tolerable.